Would You Rather...?

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My bro was reading this book with a ton of "would you rather..." questions, and it seemed kinda interesting. For example, Would you rather be a monkey or a sea turtle? (In your reply, answer the previous question and make a new one)

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monkey, Would you rather bang the fat chick from Whats Eating Gilbert Grape or have your face dipped in acid?

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what kind of acid? some can kill you. if it's just face disfigurement, I'd go with face disfigurement.

would you rather walk in on your dad doing your dog up the ass, or your dog doing your dad up the ass?

edit: I thought it said "be" the fat chick. nevermind.