Here's a winner from a stats post...

[MyssGuy]

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This is a dim-witted post;
The kind that we all hate the most;
A jumble of stats,
Or downswinging “Rats!”
Like a virus in search of a host.

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I must say very nicely done.
The previous thread, though, was no fun.
I know I can't rhyme.
But in due time.
I think I can have this contest won.

[ZZZ]

These posts are as exciting as moss
But they keep us from knowing we're boss
Though we think we can play
Someday we just may
Have swings that outpace davidross.