Almost threw a man out tonight - for flatulence

[BottlesOf]

I am so proud of this forum.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Wow. I'm glad I wasn't there last night. Next time, just boot him at first smell.

[Big Business]

uh....TABLE CHANGE!! Although, if it was as bad as the story states it may not have mattered as long as you were in the room.

I don't understand how you cant tell someone that people have left and they need to leave or at least come back after they take a shower or something.

[Al_Capone_Junior]

Dude, at the risk of being censored...

That's the shittiest story I ever heard. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Thanks for sharing!

al

[Army Eye]

I figured from the title that this would be best thread of the day. Thread does deliver.

[Al_Capone_Junior]

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Your room should have tossed him out before he left on his own.

Why would the room just let him stay there when he was obviously causing a problem?
Are poker-rooms generally just THAT bashful about tossing a guy when it's obvious they should? The room isn't making THAT much money off of his play...and certainly not to the extent that it is +EV to keep him in the game.


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Obviously you are 100% correct. And tho I've never actually been faced with this situation, I would ask one thing...

What if it were YOU and you had to approach this guy? Tough one....

al

[Al_Capone_Junior]

Thanks for the visual. Remind me to kick you in the nuts. [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

al

[KenProspero]

Well, it's gonna be embarrassing for sure -- so, maybe go for broke -- have him die of embarrassment.

Get the most bodacious hostess the casino has, to ask him to the bar for a drink, have her smile sweetly and ask him to leave after he finishes his drink and not to come back until he showers and changes his underwear.

Sigh, never could do this, but death by embarrassment is fun to think about.

[Kevmath]

Sounds like another stop on the Barry Paskin world tour.

[AngusThermopyle]

Almost threw a man out tonight