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10-28-2005, 04:54 AM
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Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
I was at a party a while back, and a buddy of mine who has since quit drinking (you'll understand why he quit in a second) was absolutely hammered, and I heard him utter the the 2 most horrid pick-up lines that I've ever heard someone pitch . And he wasn't joking, this was truly his attempt to get laid that night! The conversation went as follows: He sits next to the poor girl, puts his arm around her and says: "baby, I'm all over you like white on rice." And to this she responds, "I'm sorry, Im not into one night stands" to which he promptly replys, "then how about a five night stand?" Have any of you ever heard or uttered any come-on as bad as this? Does this crap ever REALLY work?
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10-28-2005, 05:00 AM
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Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
If delivered with charm, self-effacement and the right circumstances I'm sure they do.
Well, I deliver mine with charmless egotism at completely the wrong time, and they never work, so that's almost the same, huh?
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10-28-2005, 10:21 AM
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Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
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If delivered with charm, self-effacement and the right circumstances I'm sure they do. [/ QUOTE ] Yes, and the right circumstances are that you're talking to a girl who is a drunk, stupid slut.
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10-28-2005, 10:24 AM
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Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
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[ QUOTE ] If delivered with charm, self-effacement and the right circumstances I'm sure they do. [/ QUOTE ] Yes, and the right circumstances are that you're talking to a girl who is a drunk, stupid slut. [/ QUOTE ] No.
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#7
10-28-2005, 10:27 AM
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Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
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[ QUOTE ] If delivered with charm, self-effacement and the right circumstances I'm sure they do. [/ QUOTE ] Yes, and the right circumstances are that you're talking to a girl who is a drunk, stupid slut. [/ QUOTE ] so wrong. Charm and self-effacement is extremely effective with sober, clever nice girls.
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#8
10-28-2005, 10:29 AM
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Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
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so wrong. Charm and self-effacement is extremely effective with sober, clever nice girls. [/ QUOTE ] I'm only interested in drunk philosophy students, do you see why? Mack
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#9
10-28-2005, 10:30 AM
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Re: Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.
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so wrong. Charm and self-effacement is extremely effective with sober, clever nice girls. [/ QUOTE ] ok. Here's a challenge. Someone, using "charm and self-effacement" walk up to a sober, clever, nice girl they don't know and say "Suck me, beautiful" and report back. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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