What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[stinkypete]

"hey internet boy, click click"
"hey you know they can't see your face on the internet"
"do you have money, kid? why don't we go over there to that table in the middle tomorrow and play heads up"
"do you know who i am kid? you should do your homework before you come here to my casino."
"you see that kid? i didn't stop, you stopped." -after 8-betting in the SB with something worse than ace-high against my TT in the BB
"bring your internet friends, i [censored] you all up"

-somewhat famous pro (in canada) on megatilt at the brantford 20/40. he didn't take too kindly to being isolated by K9o and other such hands.

[partygirluk]

After Spamuell pushes all in for 40 * pot with ace high and gets called by King-flush draw which hits

"Ha ha knew I'd get you"
"Erm, I was ahead"
"skippydg: no u didnt ....the flush draw is better than having A high


$.01/$.02 HU on PS btw.

[Skjonne]

My first ever BUMP

[FatalError]

A few lines heard at my game

"swing your tool" - in reference to raising
"ship this pot immediately" - after showing bottom pair before seeing his opponents hand in a 220$ pot (he won it)
"i had optionality to call" - said by some investment banker dude

[TexasTater]

No raises preflop, the hand is checked around on the flop, and the turn gets bet around, no raises. By the river, the board has 3 Kings and a couple of blanks. Checked to some dude who bets out. The lady sitting next to me says "I don't think he has the full house" and calls his bet. He turns over the case King. She mucks her cards and says "See? I was right."

[dopp16]

i have done this before when it is 6 in the morning and my 5/10 grinding turns into a 2/4 fun game (after 12 gin and tonics)...Its time to showdown and I am so drunk that I flip my 2 pair over and yell, "four pair"

[PokerBob]

After I raise, the words "I call" are my favorite.

[Bradyams]

I saw this last night on True Poker as I was watching Odoyle complete his 120K hands.

I'm not sure of all the details, but this is pretty close.

Player 1 in CO w/ JTo limps, Button limps, blinds both see flop.

Flop 7-7-T (r)

Blinds check, CO bets, Button raises, blinds fold, CO 3bets, Button calls.

Turn Q

CO bets, Button raises, CO calls

River - something small

CO checks, Button bets, CO raises, Button calls

CO shows his JT for two pair (TT77Q)
Button shows QT for two pair (QQTT7)


Chat after the hand was something like this.

CO - That stupid queen!
CO - I knew you had a ten, but I thought I had the better kicker.

First off he didn't have the better kicker, and second even if he did he would still not win the hand. I just thought it was funny how he knew Button had a ten, but his hand was good enough to c/r the river even though the best he could do against another ten is chop the pot.

[beavens]

had this one moron at the table who thought he was really good, but was mediocre at best. although the story doesn't have anything to do with his play hehe.

he was a skinny little white kid, and we had a black dealer at the time. this jackass actually says to the dealer, "can i call you 'my nigga'?". i could not believe he actually said that. the dealer was a really cool guy.. replied with, "yeah, but only me, no one else."

needless to say, the kid got kicked out of the casino eventually.. even had the balls to come back and try to sit in THE SAME SEAT again. classic.

[radek2166]

Last night 8/16 Casino Arizona.

Seat 3 big lag says to dealer " you deal bad". Dealer "why yes I do but, not as bad as you play poker."