Waitresses....could this work?

[CourtesyFlush]

I have no idea why I was thinking about waitress "pickup schemes" but what about this:

Let's say you meet a buddy at a sports bar and your waitress is incredibly hot (as they often are). Later on in the night after a couple pitchers (when you start nursing your beers a bit more and don't need the waitress every 5 mins) you have your friend pretend to be a jerk to the waitress when she comes back... "Wow did you forget about our table or something?". You defend her with something along the lines of "Give it a rest man, she's doing fine" and apologize to her.

At the end of the night, you go up with her to pay...tip her well, apologize on behalf of your friend again and ask if she wants to join you for coffee.

So is this retarded or could it work?

[MarkSummers]

i like this a lot.

[jester710]

This is retarded and it can work.

dooooooo it

[NLSoldier]

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[Dynasty]

I figure OOT will decided that a chick would like the guy who treats her like trash.

[tonypaladino]

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[hobbsmann]

bigscore that asian chick in your avatar is super hot.

[Klepton]

i was looking for an image of starsky making the "do it" face, but failed.

sorry.

[TheMainEvent]

This is pretty good. But keep in mind that her very first impression of you is going to be that you hang out with total assholes.