costume idea needed

[bustedchucks]

howdy boys and girls

so, i need a costume to wear in like 45 mins, i have nothing on hand other than whatever you expect to find in a normal househould. preferably something funny/stupid.

thank you

[shant]

Last year I was in this situation so I took a white shirt and a black marker and wrote "COSTUME" across the chest. It went over pretty well.

[InchoateHand]

A few of years ago, in a rush, I went down to my basement and drove some six inch nails through a four foot length of two-by-four. It worked fine, and nobody presses you for details.