post a joke

[gorie]

so this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender OUCH!

[lucas9000]

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some of the best jokes are the ones that aren't even funny.

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this is true.

[RunDownHouse]

In the Michael Jackson joke vein,

What did Princess Diana turn into at midnight?














A wall.

[Hal 2000]

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so this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender OUCH!

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And don't forget his brother.....

Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.

[Rev. Good Will]

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Do you know what that joke is from? Well not from, but its a famous joke, thats not really a joke. The whole point is the middle of the story, ie there is no real punch line. There is a dvd out there with a ton of famous comics doing this joke. Google the aristocrats for more answers.

This is in response to teh Carment nsfw joke.

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I know, the movie is still in thearters

EDIT - opps, wasn't the first to do south park version

[Boris]

dude i can't tell a joke to save my friggin life.

[chuddo]

my sister's favorite stupid joke:

A mushroom walks into a bar and says: "I'll take a beer please"

Bartender: "No can do."

Mushroom: "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

[cdxx]

ask and ye shall receive :

A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.
First, they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while, they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The biologists: "They have reproduced".
The mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again."

[Slacker13]

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry hun; I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

[Rev. Good Will]

That sounds like 2 different jokes I've heard before

1 - a mouse and an elephant are sitting in a bathtub. the elephant asks the mouse "can you please pass the soap?". The mouse responds "no soap, RADIO!"

2 - Two muffins are sitting in an oven, and then the first muffin says: "Damn, its pretty freakin hot in here". The second muffin says: "HOLY [censored]! A TALKING MUFFIN