What should I say to the Governator?

[beenben]

head's up- they do not get along. maybe not such a good idea.

Tell him "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

Or "You're one ugly muthafucka."

Or "You don't know what kind of enemy I am."

I guess you could ask him why he ran for governator or what he likes most about it, softball questions like that...

Or you could ask him about cigars and chess, two things I've read he's really interested in. Ask him if he's ever played p@#$r. Ask him what he thinks of Barbara Boxer or Nancy Pelosi. Sounds like fun - give us an update when you get back.

ScottieK

[Duke]

Stand up quickly while eating and start cautiously peering around the room. Then say: "We move. 5 meter spread. No sound."

~D

[Duke]

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Bring this up, subtly. Link is NSFW.

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This is awesome.

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[samjjones]

I would try to think of a good joke, so that after he does his patented laugh, he uses the phrase "dat's a guhd wan".

Also, try to get him to say the following words/phrases:
"Choppah"
"Exactly"
"Bull[censored]"
"Dirty work"
"Cabinet minister"
"What is this [censored] tie business?"

[Beer and Pizza]

Ask him if he will let Clarence Ray Allen live.

Whos that? The next guy on death row, scheduled to die in January, but not a celebe like Tookie. Just another murderer, like Tookie, but without Hollywood backing.

[astroglide]

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best answer

[wonderwes]

Ask him if he thinks he will actually get reelected to office?

[teamdonkey]

if he had to do it all over again, would he use steriods to further his bodybuilding career?

[JihadOnTheRiver]

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Ask him if he thinks he will actually get reelected to office?

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The answer to this is yes. And he's correct.