What screams "White Trash" more than......

[Dudd]

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I don't know what it is but everytime I go to Wal-mart it is white trash central. No other store seems to attract the amount of white trash that wal-mart does. My wal-mart even has this older lady greeter who smiles and welcomes you, but when she smiles you see a mouth full of gums with one lone front tooth.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that at least half your teeth have to be either missing or in a full fledged state of decay to work at WalMart. I can't imagine looking into a mirror and seeing half my teeth black from decay, wondering how the hell I'd let myself go so much.