A box came here for you.

[SamIAm]

[21:51] Mom: A box came here for you
[21:51] SamIAm: Really?
[21:51] Mom: JAG Distributers
[21:51] SamIAm: I don't know what that could be.
[21:51] SamIAm: What's inside?!
[21:51] SamIAm: Is it ticking?
[21:51] Mom: I didn't open it
[21:51] Mom: it's for you
[21:51] Mom: no it's not ticking
[21:51] SamIAm: Would you please open it for me?
[21:52] Mom: certainly
[21:52] SamIAm: If it's porn, I promise not to be embarassed.
[21:52] SamIAm: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&hs=NiF&safe=off&client=fi refox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&q="JAG+Distributors"&spell=1
[21:52] SamIAm: No help.
[21:52] SamIAm: Whoa! Look at their webpage. http://jagdistributors.net/
[21:52] SamIAm: Creepy!
[21:53] SamIAm: Dear lord. Click on the "services" link on the left.
[21:53] Mom: I don't see anything
[21:53] Mom: this is them - the address is FL
[21:53] SamIAm: Right. Creepy. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
[21:53] SamIAm: What's inside?
[21:53] Mom: just a minute
[21:53] Mom: it's downstairs
[21:54] Mom: I"m not sure I want to open it
[21:57] Mom: It's a PartyPoker.com sweat shirt
[21:57] SamIAm: AWESOME!

[SamIAm]

I had recently started grad school when I got my Party account, and it seems I listed my parents as a "permanent address". She said she'd mail it to me. (There's no rush; turns out they call it "HOTlanta" because it gets quite warm here.)

The parental review:
[22:07] SamIAm: How's the sweatshirt look? Does it look especially cheap?
[22:07] Mom: no - it looks nice - hood, front pocket, nice weight

[handsome]

... you chat with your mom?

[grouchie]

[ QUOTE ]
... you chat with your mom?

[/ QUOTE ]

I chat with my mom

[SamIAm]

[ QUOTE ]
... you chat with your mom?

[/ QUOTE ]Sure. I'm a good son. I set up my parents AND grandparents with IM. They love it. It's a casual conversation, less imposing than calling. It's like living in the same town, and saying hello as you pass eachother on the street. You don't have to actually stop to talk. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
-Sam

[SoCalRugger]

[ QUOTE ]
The parental review:
[22:07] SamIAm: How's the sweatshirt look? Does it look especially cheap?
[22:07] Mom: no - it looks nice - hood, front pocket, nice weight

[/ QUOTE ]
I hate to break it to you, but your mom is a liar.

[Rasputin]

If you chat with your mom she's less likely to show up unannounced.

[SoftcoreRevolt]

I don't think he cares, since he seemed to think this package was a bomb, yet wanted his mom to open it.

Or a clock of some sort.

[DaveKForty7]

What would happen if you sent someone a clock, like ticking style. I know that the post office is less concerned with ticking because most bombs don't tick or whateer but i think the general public getting a ticking pacakge in the mail would make for hilariousness

[Shoe]

When he started talking about ticking I was thinking it was the Empire watch.