Best quotes of the 2006 WSOP ME (ESPN)

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You tell me were in the rule book it says a player cant smell at the table. Its not in rules and im not leaving

The dudes on the rail yellin "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oy! Oy! Oy!"

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attention whore

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Yes. And it's not even close.

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Best quotes of the 2006 WSOP ME (ESPN)

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So when does this event start on TV? I'm assuming next October/November. So how did all you posters get to hear all these lines from the 2006 ME?

sorry, but that nit has already been picked. props I think go to dynasty, for the clever use of sarcasm in "can I borrow your time machine".

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[Toddy]

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sorry, but that nit has already been picked. props I think go to dynasty, for the clever use of sarcasm in "can I borrow your time machine".

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LOL .. that was way over my head. I thought that was an actual quote. I'm laughing now.

[Toddy]

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So when does this event start on TV? I'm assuming next October/November. So how did all you posters get to hear all these lines from the 2006 ME?

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LOLOLOL!!!! I just noticed that! Funnier that no one else noticed it til now

I think most of the best quotes have already been cited here, but here are some ones I appreciated. Some may not be from the main event, but bear with me.

Phil Ivey (to the guy whose hand was shaking): “Would you stop that? Look, your hand is shaking. Did you know your hand is shaking? Are you doing that on purpose?”

Mike Matusow (in his table interview for ESPN): “I think being in prison’s made me a better person” (or something like that)

Speaking of which, Norman Chad (at just about any time Matusow’s being a jackass): “This is the New Mike. Same as the Old Mike.”

Scott Fischman: “I’ve got a secret bathroom that I use, and I’m not telling anyone about it. You all can wait in line.”

Scott Fischman (preflop holding pocket eights vs. Dave Ulliott’s pocket Kings, imitating the announcers): “Scott Fischman has the best hand, but what will he do here?” Later, to Ulliott: “I put you on...King-six. Yeah, King-six. I think that’s what you had.”

**ONE MORE** Some guy at table, attempting to raise: "I I I I I I I..uh, uh, uh..." Layne Flack: "What's the matter, cat got your tongue?" Guy: "I raise." Layne Flack: "I hate that cat."

Scottiek

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"I haven't won a coin flip in two years" - Matusow

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"I haven't won a coin flip in two years" - Matusow

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I remember there was one guy in the background bellowing after he heard that one. That amused me.