going hookin` on craigslist?

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i dont wanna be "that dooshbag who always carries around a guitar"

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The guy who carries around a guitar is only a douche when his repertoir is limited to Dust in the Wind, Enter Sandman and a very weak rendition of part of some Clapton song. If you actually can play the damn thing you're pretty damn cool.

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My friends little brother can play on the guitar (and sing the complete lyrics) the entire "TenderCrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch" Song. I think I got a little moist when last time he performed it.

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bwahahaha, hilarious.

[Cancuk]

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Lazy,

Couldn't you refuse service and payment if they pulled a switch? Or is that a sure way to get in trouble with the pimp?

Fraternally Yours,
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Woa, Woa, Woa,...I obviously wasn't reading very closely at all...i didn't realize she's hooker. Obviously if i were to read the title, maybe i'd figure it out...wow, now that she's a hooker it changes everything.....tap that, get her to do some weird ass [censored]...maybe a rusty trobone or a alaskan fire dragon....then run, fast.
Then post a trip report.
Then with the extra money you would have paid the hooker with, change your name and get a face transplant.

Always here to help,

Cancuk

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Jules,

Have fun and please provide a trip report.


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[Lazymeatball]

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I would imagine so, depends if all these girls have pimps or if they work freelance. I would imagine working freelance would be a sure way to end up in a dumpster or a river, but then I imagine having an abusive pimp is also a sure way to end up in a dumpster or a river. Remind me never to whore myself out.

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Jules,

Have fun and please provide a trip report.


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If the trip report is good, hookers on craigslist will get a 2000% increase in business from OOTers.

I had no idea there were hookers on there, just looked at my city and sure [censored] there they are.

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Jules,

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If the trip report is good, hookers on craigslist will get a 2000% increase in business from OOTers.

I had no idea there were hookers on there, just looked at my city and sure [censored] there they are.

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It's come up a couple times before but AFAIK no one has ever provided a Craigslist hooker trip report.

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I posted a thread like this a while back, and offered to get one and write a Trip Report if OOT chipped in for payment. No one was interested.

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[Dex]

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dooshbag

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I chuckled.