I need someone to build me some stuff

Blarg · #1 12-31-2005, 06:25 PM

I have an incredible number of socks since I hate doing laundry so much, and often keep one laundry bag for dirty socks, one for clean socks. Most of my socks are exactly the same kind, so I can practically grab two at random and have them match.

uw_madtown · #2 12-31-2005, 06:30 PM

Dear Bison,

What happened to your dream of only wearing fresh socks? I think that is a far more commendable dream to pursue than some newfangled sock dispenser.

Sharing your dream of fresh socks 24/7,
Madtown

bisonbison · #3 12-31-2005, 06:38 PM

Mad, the dream still lives, but I'm telling you, I lit that cigarette and ideas came out instead of cancer smoke. I had to get them out there.

chesspain · #4 12-31-2005, 06:39 PM

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Mad, the dream still lives, but I'm telling you, I lit that cigarette and ideas came out instead of cancer smoke. I had to get them out there.

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Next time, don't inhale so deeply.

bisonbison · #5 12-31-2005, 07:33 PM

Next time, don't inhale so deeply.

But the great ideas are all in the middle of the cigarette, and if I don't suck as hard I can, they turn to ash.

Or maybe I'm confusing ideas with hope, and instead of smoking I'm supposed to be fellating God.

I get confused.

uw_madtown · #6 12-31-2005, 07:36 PM

The filter's the good part. That's where they put the heroin.

Sponger15SB · #7 12-31-2005, 07:59 PM

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Mad, the dream still lives

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wtf, I too share this same dream. If I was rich, I'd only wear new pairs of socks.

#8 12-31-2005, 06:39 PM

during the filming of blade three, there was a production assistant who's sole task was to go out and buy two pairs of socks and two pairs of underwear for wesley snipes everyday. he would not leave his trailer until they were delivered.