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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
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i was in a bar and seen this girl standing in the corner drinking her beer very quickly and looking sorta uncomfortable. not great looking, but good enough for me so i got two beers and went over and offered her one. she thanked me and we talked for a bit and then i said "are you getting tired?" "no," she replied, "why do you ask" "oh, no reason, hey (pointing to her beer) drink up!" note to self: implied roofies jokes dont get you laid [/ QUOTE ] wow we have a criminal within us two plus twoers ha like it |
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This one i think is good. A real attractive girl dancing on a bar (i was 20 in college) came up to be grabbed my face and said "wanna buy me a drink cutie?" i replied "your not that cute!" Please never buy a girl a drink who asks for it you have about a 1% chance of scoring. Now if you have been dancing with her made out with her and then she askes do it and make it a double (whisper in the bartenders ear)
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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
'I sure wish I was a squirrel'
'Why?' 'Because I'd love to bust a nut in your hole' Results Below <font color="white">-86'd from Club Terminator in 1991 </font> |
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A good friend of mine in High School walked up to a girl with an actual screw in his hand and said "Wanna screw?" The girl and him both kinda laughed it off. [/ QUOTE ] i did this a few times when i was like 14. |
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'I sure wish I was a squirrel' 'Why?' 'Because I'd love to bust a nut in your hole' Results Below <font color="white">-86'd from Club Terminator in 1991 </font> [/ QUOTE ] That is real funny too bad it ididnt work |
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"I wish I was a pair of your socks."
"Why?" "So I could ramble through your drawers." *slap* |
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"do you go here often?"
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#58
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Hi
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Now if you have been dancing with her made out with her and then she askes do it and make it a double (whisper in the bartenders ear) [/ QUOTE ] creepy |
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Re: Worst line you ever told a girl?
Suck me beautiful
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