Taking submissions for my mad-lib style pooh-bah post.

[brettbrettr]

So I just noticed that I'm due for a a pooh-bah post and rather than simply include a plethora of dead links (which everyone loves) or call jasont a nit in 37 different ways (which will never stop being funny, IMO) I think I'm going to try this:

In the spirit of collaboration, please reply to this post with any word or phrase you'd like to see included in my post. This may or may not have poker content. There are zero restrictions on what you can post and I guarantee I will include every single submission into my post. I imagine this is the dumbest.idea.ever. but it might turn out to be quite funny, depending on how clever I am.

I'll be taking submissions til I say I'm no longer taking submissions. I will not be using "pwned" more than once, same for "pooper," "nit," etc. So, please try to be orignial.

[JoshuaD]

JoshuaD is not a nerd. It's not even close.

[brazilio]

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JoshuaD is not a nerd. It's not even close.

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No lies or omissions should be allowed in this post.

[JoshuaD]

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Brazilio's a hippof<font color="black">ucker</font>

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FYP brazilio.

[brazilio]

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I couldn't even get that crackwhore to get better pictures except for her shitty webcam. I am a nerd, and I regularly discuss Wiccan topics in my midieval weapons club when I show everybody my mace and sword collection.


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FYFYP

[Harv72b]

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please reply to this post with any word

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Cheez-whiz
discombobulated
hummdinger
thesuari
shrubbery
googleplex
kumquat
antidisestablishmentarianism

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or phrase

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the mother of all cluster<font color="black">f</font>ucks
back when I was a young lad, molesting three-toed sloths
Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care
sometimes we've all got to just suck it up, bend over, and face the rotorooter
but if it worked for Gus Hansen, why not give it a shot?
sounded about as appealing as William Hung's rendition of "Ave Maria"
she sure looked 18
or maybe it was Utah

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you'd like to see included in my post.

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[gusser]

so i'm balls deep in this bitch...
and that was the first time i got crabs...
asshat...

[shant]

"If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?"

[brettbrettr]

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"If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?"

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nh

[CallMeIshmael]

"If it weren't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college"