funny story re: Matt Leinart

[ononimo]

from an email from a friend of a friend:

"quick story you guys might enjoy. went to a party at [name withheld]'s on saturday night. about 20 people. half of us went to some random bar, the other half went to this upscale place called Marquee ([name withheld] would definitely know this place). anyways, these 2 pretty girls who were visiting [name withheld] from texas went to Marquee, i didn't of course opting for the hole in the wall with $3 beers. So yesterday morning, [name withheld] calls me and says "Do you know some guy named Matt Line Hart?" i laugh and say yeah and don't bother to correct her. she says, well he was at Marquee last night, and hit on one of the girls from texas all night, danced with her, and then was so drunk he groped her....she turned around and slapped him, and left. i said yea yea, i doubt it even though it kinda made sense that he would be in an upscale club getting trashed after losing the heisman. i told her i'd believe the story when i saw pictures. wellll, here they are.........."

response from another friend of a friend:

Key takeaways:

"1) Really good looking, soon-to-be 100-millionaires strike out too
2) Heisman Trophy winners can be complete droolers
3) The blonde woman in the first pic could not be more pissed off
4) Texas girls may slap him, but USC is still going to crush UT. "