Funniest line yet and Third Man Out Rule

[dynamite]

So I'm playing at creek nation casino in Tulsa, OK and three guys happen to get up all at the same time to go smoke. The dealer comments that actually they're not supposed to do that, according to the "Third man out" rule. I don't really care, but the table starts joking around asking if there is some penalty or something. Out of nowhere this old guy next to me says

"Maybe they wax your peepee"

I almost spit water out of my mouth. Any other great old-guy one liners or thoughts on this rule?