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11-15-2005, 03:07 PM
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Mike O\'Malley, I need a PP EYEPATCH
So.
I was internetting through my internet to other people's internets, and while our internets were internetting I internetted into a BRILLIANT idea. Imagine kurosh. He's ballin it. He's playing 400/800 HU against Neverwin all pimped out. Neverwin's 5-betting him with T4s, but then all the [censored] hits the fan and he cracks kurosh's AA, kurosh turns into a huge tiltmonkey with emotional issues.  Now, imagine kurosh. He's ballin HU playing Neverwin HU at 400/800. He's 5-betting Neverwin with T4s and cracking the [censored] out of Neverwin's AA. He just took 20k off Neverfish. You know why? Because he's got a Party Poker EYEPATCH, that's why. You all could be ballin it too, think about it. 
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11-15-2005, 03:20 PM
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Re: Mike O\'Malley, I need a PP EYEPATCH
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Kurosh won't be playing 400/800 again anytime soon. [/ QUOTE ] Mircobob goes for the low blow. Seriously an eyepatch would rock. Maybe a Partypoker Pirate set would be doable, complete with plastic sword and one of those bandana things. Then i could totally dress my gf up as a hot pirate chick and make her walk the plank. Okay, so Im tired, whatever.
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#5
11-15-2005, 03:22 PM
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Re: Mike O\'Malley, I need a PP EYEPATCH
there's a thread in the general forum.
kurosh's bankroll is on life-support. he wasn't even properly rolled for 10/20...played it anyway...took another hit... and now he's trying to grind his way back at 3/6 or so with less than $2k as I recall. However..I agree that none of this would have happened if he had the eye-patch.
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11-15-2005, 05:06 PM
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Re: Mike O\'Malley, I need a PP EYEPATCH
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there's a thread in the general forum. kurosh's bankroll is on life-support. he wasn't even properly rolled for 10/20...played it anyway...took another hit... and now he's trying to grind his way back at 3/6 or so with less than $2k as I recall. However..I agree that none of this would have happened if he had the eye-patch. [/ QUOTE ] Ouch. I'm assuming he plays to pay the bills? Hopefully, he's not completely SOL; he looks like a college student type of player with low expenses...not to mention that poker isn't the end all, be all. (Nor should it be.) Looks like a tough month or two to rebuild! Lost wages suck, don't they? Tilt + running poorly also sucks.
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#8
11-15-2005, 05:53 PM
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Re: Mike O\'Malley, I need a PP EYEPATCH
nice workspace!
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#9
11-15-2005, 10:49 PM
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Re: Mike O\'Malley, I need a PP EYEPATCH
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you clearly have no idea how much primo bud costs. [/ QUOTE ] Very good point. Call me cheap, but when I was in college I just bought bag shake. You know, it saves a couple bucks for when you get the munchies and crave Top Ramen.
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#10
11-16-2005, 01:03 AM
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Re: Mike O\'Malley, I need a PP EYEPATCH
Shake is terrible, kurosh is a high class weed smoker, he vaporizes his white widow while trying to get a stripper so high she passes out so he can take advantage of her. Try doing that with shake!
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