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Old 12-31-2005, 06:00 PM
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Those stupid decals depicting Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) urinating on a Ford, Chevy or Dodge logo.


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i stand corrected, as this clearly is the correct answer.
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:02 PM
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Anyone who raises a fist in the air when a Bon Jovi song comes on.

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If Bon Jovi makes you white trash then I might as well go get the mullet now.

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Business in the front, Party in the back! Enjoy your mullet!
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:07 PM
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Default Re: What screams \"White Trash\" more than......

in britain its competitive darts on tv

oneHUNDRED and EIGHTYYY!!!!
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:19 PM
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Default Re: What screams \"White Trash\" more than......

calling people "White Trash."
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:40 PM
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Default Re: What screams \"White Trash\" more than......

smoking in a car with children as passengers
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:46 PM
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smoking in a car with children as passengers

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at least in the car the kids can roll down the windows (tho reaching the hand crank is prolly hard for them). In the trailer they have nowhere to escape
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:51 PM
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Default Re: What screams \"White Trash\" more than......

You are white trash is:

1) You ever had ambitions of owing a jeep, transam, firebird, camaro.

2) You constantly tell everyone you got trashed and tell them exactly what you drank the night before like you cataloged it. Typically line is, " I got [censored] wasted man. I drank 3 buds, a yagermiester, 3 shots of vodka.......ect ect"

3) You think wearing a cowboy hat is stylish.

4) You liked the television show "Roseanne"

5) You EVER wore fingerless leather gloves at one point in your life. Usually in tandem with wearing jeans with holes over the knees.

6) You like to go "Muddin"
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:53 PM
JihadOnTheRiver JihadOnTheRiver is offline
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This is a true story, not imbellished in any manner. It comes from my 2 years and 4 months of living in God's toilet, that is Meridian MS.

I lived in a 3 story house on a lake that was pretty much a frat-type situation with 5 guys and a lot of male and female visitors. There was one broad in particular that lived in a trailer park down the way. She'd had a lot of sex with a lot of people that I knew. I had not partaken because of my GF and standards. She was almost cute, but trashy and just gross to me. One day she was over at our house and needed a ride back to her place to check on her baby (no dad of course). I was the only one sober (damn friday night flight schedule), so I drove her. Here is the answer to your question:

On the way I note her recent 15-20 pound weight loss. She says that when she switched to Meth she started losing a lot of wieght. When we arrived at her place, her 250 pound mother was holding her baby, standing on the steps, screaming at her. There was a car on cement blocks in her front yard with all the appropriate redneck stickers/paraphenalia (including the aforementioned C&H whiz sticker). She disappeared for about a minute, came back, now wearing a Nascar hoodie and asked if we could stop by the gas station on the way back. On the way she offered me oral sex which I promptly declined. When we got to the gas station I went in with her and she got a 12'r of Beast and some cigs. She was 5 bucks short (a $10 or so bill), so I "loaned" her the money. We got in the car and she said "oh wait, can I have another $1?" She ran inside and came back with a small glass thing with a paper rose in it. When I asked who it was for, she said that its a very simple way to make a crack pipe (?). Later that night she had a threesome with a fat friend of mine and a chubby female friend of hers.

That is your answer. Big Steve will attest that this is not in the least bit a rare occurence in MS.

-Jihad
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:53 PM
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You are white trash is:

1) You ever had ambitions of owing a jeep, transam, firebird, camaro.

2) You constantly tell everyone you got trashed and tell them exactly what you drank the night before like you cataloged it. Typically line is, " I got [censored] wasted man. I drank 3 buds, a yagermiester, 3 shots of vodka.......ect ect"

3) You think wearing a cowboy hat is stylish.

4) You liked the television show "Roseanne"

5) You EVER wore fingerless leather gloves at one point in your life. Usually in tandem with wearing jeans with holes over the knees.

6) You like to go "Muddin"

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this list sucks
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Old 12-31-2005, 06:57 PM
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You are white trash if:

Your oven is on the patio and the patio furniture is in the kitchen.

Don't forget about a t/a, camaro, or firebird on blocks little yard there is in a trailer park.
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