Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail. - Page 6

bholdr · #51 10-29-2005, 02:04 AM

"I wanna be on you."

diebitter · #52 10-29-2005, 02:06 AM

"I do 3 things great. Get drunk, screw, or punch people in the face. I'm drunk. What do you want me to do now?"

rusellmj · #53 10-29-2005, 02:37 AM

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Okay, maybe I'm stupid, but I have been thinking about this for a while. Wouldn't the "watch" be running fast?

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I was kinda thinking the same thing.

kyro · #54 10-29-2005, 02:41 AM

What did the battery say to the potato chip?

I'm EverReady, are you Frito-Lay?

HA!

InchoateHand · #55 10-29-2005, 02:46 AM

You would look skinnier if you were [censored] me.

Benholio · #56 10-29-2005, 03:41 AM

Most successful line:

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

LethalRose · #57 10-29-2005, 03:52 AM

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You would look skinnier if you were [censored] me.

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so if by [censored] you the girl is basically agreeing you're fat?

Brom · #58 10-29-2005, 03:52 AM

"I'm like the Energizer bunny with my batteries put in backwards - I just keep coming and coming and ..."

Rarely seems to work for some reason?

diebitter · #59 10-29-2005, 04:25 AM

"You're safe with me. You're so rough, there's no way I'm going to come."

#60 10-29-2005, 04:33 AM

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I prefer :

" I'm the best looking guy here, and I'm ... talking to you."

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FYP