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Old 07-04-2005, 10:21 PM
MrX MrX is offline
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Default Re: Funniest Thing Said/Typed Online In Awhile

player B is a total calling station who has gotten a couple of miracle rivers the last few hands.

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Player A: nh, but I would really call support now if I were you
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Player B: why should I call support?

Player A: to let them know your fold button is broken <font color="blue"> </font>
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:38 PM
boondockst boondockst is offline
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Default Re: Funniest Thing Said/Typed Online In Awhile

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For about the 100th time a railbird in the $2000 max buyin NLH asks "What's "No DP" mean?"

The quick reply is "Ask your g/f she knows"

MS Sunshine

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Congratulations...You are my hero as this is the ONLY funny thing in this thread. And pretty much in the 60 page long "funny lines spoken live" thread as well.
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Old 07-04-2005, 10:50 PM
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Default Re: Funniest Thing Said/Typed Online In Awhile

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player B is a total calling station who has gotten a couple of miracle rivers the last few hands.

<font color="blue"> </font>
Player A: nh, but I would really call support now if I were you
<font color="red"> </font>
Player B: why should I call support?

Player A: to let them know your fold button is broken <font color="blue"> </font>

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lol
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Old 07-05-2005, 09:28 AM
r2b2 r2b2 is offline
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Old 07-05-2005, 09:49 AM
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Default Re: Funniest Thing Said/Typed Online In Awhile

I had AJs....raise preflop and got 1 caller...some complete maniac player...

Flop was A 8 3 r......

I bet, get re-raised all-in and I call.......

He tables 83s.....

Turn 4

River J.....

He then proceeds to berate me for being a complete "Insert Expletive"...for approx 1-2 mins......

My reply, proceeded to have him lose it completely....

"Erm, don't know why you are moaning...I was ahead the whole time..."

Made some of the table chuckle and he said "are you being serious"

To which I replied.....

"Duh.....everyone knows a pair of aces is the best hand".....I was laughing my head off when i sent that back....

He went on ridiculous tilt after this......

CLASSIC......I wish I could have seen this guys faces as my message came on his screen.....
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