So who's your Tool?

[Eurotrash]

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My tool is the boyfriend of a female friend of mine. It's quite possible that he cannot be topped.

Exhibit A
Repetitive claims of dubious relationships with celebrities, once claimed to have 50cent on the phone.

Exhibit B
My friend who dates him was a virgin and evidently got an STD from him, he once tried to claim she gave it to him when he was drunk.

Exhibit C
He is 30 and lives with his parents, he claims he owns the house. He also drives some little mazda sports car deal that would almost certainly pay my bills for more than a year.

Exhibit D
Again, he is 30 and plays on the college rugby team.

Exhibit E
Pretends to be a lawyer and as has claimed to have been accepted to Stanford law school, despite not having any college degree.

F
Talks about his so called recording studio and constantly wears these t-shirts with ‘SoundKrew’ on them from some cheap printing company. Claims this is or was his prosperous recording company.

G
Talks with strangers repetitively about his plans to ‘buy land.’

H
Walks around with a cellphone headset for no apparent practical purpose.

Thats enough, im irritated just talking about this tool.

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this guy sounds like a douchebag of the highest calibre.