How would you kill yourself if...

[battschr]

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I would go to the candy store and buy and buy and buy. Then I would put on a trenchcoat and stuff all my pockets, socks, hat everything with all the candy, gummys chocolate and everything I had bought at the candy store.

Then I would get on to the roof of a tall building and jump so that when I hit the sidewalk I would explode like a piniata. Just picture the scene, "Oh no that's horrible... Oooo a Mars bar!"

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This is a good one.