Losing Weight Fast

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Eat breakfast, Don't eat anything after supper except for maybe some fruit.

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This is horrible advice. Not eating all day and then eating sugar at night is a perfect way to completely screw your metabolism into storing as much as it can.

[DrSavage]

Eat four stacks of butter.

[Cosimo]

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Just eat healthy and excersize a lot during the next few weeks. Starting 5-7 days prior to the weigh in go on a liquid diet. Just juice, water and lots of vitamins. 24 hours before the weigh in, dehydrate yourself. Very little water, nothing else. You will gain a lot back afterwards but you will win the bet. Try to vomit, take a big [censored], and shave your head and body before the weigh-in

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This is all good advice.

[shant]

What do you guys think of Ephedra? Didn't that just become OK again by the FDA? He could use that to drop weight.

[Spladle Master]

Eat less. Exercise more. Use ephedra.

[ezratei]

Gastric bypass. You can have a friend do it under local anesthesia if you are really ballsy. Heat the steak knifes and staple gun on the stove to kill bacteria and get to work.

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Gastric bypass. You can have a friend do it under local anesthesia if you are really ballsy. Heat the steak knifes and staple gun on the stove to kill bacteria and get to work.

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Actually laughed out loud.

[Blarg]

He didn't say not to eat anything all day.

[Slow Play Ray]

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Use the Men's Health ABSDIETPOWER and exercise regularly

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Do you have this book? I am curious what their recommended workout is. I read up on the diet and it's basically how I already eat, but I need to drop 15 lbs. before my cruise in February, and I am wondering if a different workout will help me lose weight (read: fat) faster.

[BadBoyBenny]

If you can get prescribed to adderall or ritalin they will kill you appetite.