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Old 10-01-2005, 08:16 PM
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Default Masterbating In Class

Ive started masterbating in lectures again.
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:18 PM
captZEEbo1 captZEEbo1 is offline
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wouldn't people notice?
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:18 PM
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can you explain how you pull this off?
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:19 PM
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and they havn't fired you?
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:19 PM
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can you explain how you pull this off? I've always wanted to do this sooooo bad!

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FYP
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:20 PM
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think of all the time you'll save by getting this over with during class... the downside is if you are caught you will be arrested and will have to register as a sex offender...all because you cant keep it in your pants.
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:21 PM
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can you explain how you pull this off?

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no pun intended?
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:21 PM
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wouldn't people notice?

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depends on penis size...
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:27 PM
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Default Re: Masterbating In Class

i like to make lots of noises and get otherwise animated, so no I dont think its a good idea
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Old 10-01-2005, 08:30 PM
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From MSN:

Freaking Fabulous says: hey
hi says: ey yo nigga
Freaking Fabulous says: what are you up to my brotha of powa
hi says: i am pondering
Freaking Fabulous says: oh rly?!
hi says: and what are you up to?
Freaking Fabulous says: nothing really
Freaking Fabulous says: considering making notes for developmental psych
Freaking Fabulous says: for my monday test
hi says: make notes
hi says: study early
hi says: let the neural patterns readjust over more ttime
Freaking Fabulous says: what are you doing hombre
hi says: and let the neuarl patterns flow
Freaking Fabulous says: ive started masterbating in class again
hi says: it takes time for the reformal
hi says: to what are you masturbating?
hi says: you are proabbly doing so because you are deprived of ho
hi says: it can happen
hi says: arent there any good hos in your psych text?
Freaking Fabulous says: class is a great place to masterbate
Freaking Fabulous says: boring lecture
Freaking Fabulous says: unzip jerky jerky
hi says: do you mess the place with genetic propagation fluid?
Freaking Fabulous says: I put white fluid in my hand and then throw it at people
hi says: do they object?
Freaking Fabulous says: only if I get them in the eye
Freaking Fabulous says: I aim for their mouth
hi says: perverse
hi says: though not when done naturally
Freaking Fabulous says: Why is that?
hi says: a total waste of genetic propagation fluid
Freaking Fabulous says: whats wrong with that though
hi says: what if they object
hi says: you shoudl ask for their permission
hi says: it should be give and take
Freaking Fabulous says: what would I take though
Freaking Fabulous says: if they dont have semen for me
hi says: good question
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