Fun drinking songs

Post yours..

DOUGH... The stuff that buys me beer.
RAY... The guy that sells me beer.
ME... The guy who drinks the beer
FAR... The distance to my beer.
SO... I think I'll have a beer.
LA... La la la la la la beer.
TEA... No thanks, I'm drinking beer.
That will bring us back to... (Looks into an empty glass) "D'OH!"
-Homer Simpson.

[Warik]

Whisky in the Jar
Sung in Irish accent of course

As I was going over the Kilmagenny mountain
I met with captain Farrell and his money he was counting.
I first produced my pistol, and the produced my rapier.
Said stand and deliver, for I am a bold deceiver,

[chorus]
musha ring dumma do damma da
whack for the daddy 'ol
whack for the daddy 'ol
there's whiskey in the jar

I counted out his money, and it made a pretty penny.
I put it in my pocket and I brought it home to Jenny.
She said and she swore, that she never would deceive me,
but the devil take the women, for they never can be easy

Chorus

I went into my chamber, for to take a slumber,
I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure it was no wonder.
But Jenny took my charges and she filled them up with water,
and sent for captain Farrel to be ready for the slaughter.

Chorus

It was early in the morning, before I rose to travel,
the guards were all around me and likewise captain Farrel.
I first produced my pistol, for she stole away my rapier,
but I couldn't shoot the water so a prisoner I was taken.

Chorus

If anyone can aid me, it's my brother in the army,
if I can find his station in Cork or in Killarney.
And if he'll come and save me, we'll go roving near Kilkenny,
and I swear he'll treat me better than me darling sportling Jenny

Chorus

Now some men take delight in the drinking and the roving,
but others take delight in the gambling and the smoking.
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
and courting pretty Jenny in the morning bright and early

Chorus

[youtalkfunny]

"Werewolves of London"

You don't need to know the words. Just howl.

[tdarko]

Jason Boland & The Stragglers- Nymphomaniac

Well welcome everybody to Willies place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything,
The only thing that we lack
is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big t*ts
And a little bitty ass
A f*cking machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Well she doesn't wanna marry
And she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get two sh*ts if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman
She just gives me a smile
Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic fingers mama
That can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking chinese food
She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

[whiskeytown]

This is only about half the reportire of Irish trad. music. At my Irish pub, the band would do a song called Alice.

the line goes "and for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice" - and the audience shouts "ALICE - WHO THE f%&* IS ALICE?"

fun song but some Irish bands won't learn it because once you know it, it's ALWAYS requested. - [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

other fun drinking songs - Gloria - (with these guys, Van Morrison counts) - [censored] - now I wanna fall off the wagon...thanks - LOL

RB

[jakethebake]

horus (everyone):

I used to work in Chicago in an old department store
I used to work in Chicago. I don't work there any more.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a chicken
Everyone: A chicken from the store...
Individual: A chicken she wanted; my cock she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for some cheddar
Everyone: Some cheddar from the store.
Individual: Some cheddar she wanted; blue vein (?) she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for some dentures.
Everyone: Some dentures from the store.
Individual: Lowers she wanted; up her I got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a camel.
Everyone: A camel from the store.
Individual: A camel she wanted; a hump she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a carpet.
Everyone: A carpet from the store.
Individual: A carpet she wanted; laid she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Chorus.

Individual: Oh, a lady came in for a flag.
Everyone: A flag from the store.
Individual: A flag she wanted; my pole she got.
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a hammer...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a piano...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A piano she wanted, my organ she got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a screendoor...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A screendoor she wanted, her backdoor I got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Individual: A woman came in for a washer...
Everyone: A...from the store
Individual: A washer she wanted, screwed she got!
Everyone: I don't work there anymore.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

[Ulysses]

Quids,

We used to sing this one a lot in college, I think mainly because it's easy:

In Heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
'Cause when we're gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all our beer!

[B Dids]

One of my happiest moments ever was my two grandfathers spending like 30 minutes just running through old drinking songs one Christmas. I don't remember any of them, but this thread reminded me of that, so like, thanks.

[Crveballin]

Download the Cheers Theme Song. We used this for our power hour cue to drink our shots of beer.

[SoCalRugger]

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