Fun drinking songs

[goofball]

All-

Drinking songs must:

-be at least familliar to most people
-have a strong chorus that repeats frequently and is easy to learn
-be about something either unwholosome or drinking related
-it helps if during the chorus everyone singing feels the need to sing louder


Please keep those rules in mind when making future selections.

[Duke]

Show me the way to go home.

~D

[nothumb]

"The Blarney Stone" by Ween is a classic.

NT

[Dan Rutter]

I second Werewolves of London.
I like Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo by Rick Deringer, its fun drunk song.

[Philuva]

I am not sure of all of the lyrics, but one frat use to sing a drinking song at football games where the chorus was:
"In China they never eat pussy."

I have no idea what it means but I always chuckled.

Ween's The Blarney Stone with chords

G____________________________
Get off my ass you wee bitty f^ck
G___________________________D__D__D_G
If I pull out the claymore you’re sh^t outta luck
Who’s that girl, that pretty young thing
After I f^ck her she’ll get up and sing

(Chorus)
G__Em__D_____G_____________________D__D__D__G
Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If I don’t get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon

(Chorus)

Ain’t got no girl ’cuz I haven’t the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But I threw her away like an old piece of fruit

(Chorus)

Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I ain’t dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When patty starts cryin’ this is what I said

(Chorus)

[TheMainEvent]

This reminds me of a skit that didn't get mentioned in that SNL commercial thread.

Order "Singing with The Drunken Asses" today and we'll send you a free copy of "The Drunken Asses say things that they can't take back"!

[Roybert]

Yeah, it's gotta be either this or "Whiskey yer the Devil", right?

How about The Doors -
"Oh show me the way,
to the next
Whiskey Bar
Oh don't ask why"

[mr_whomp]

The chicago song is [censored] amazing. When we sing that song, if someone messes up when they try and make up a line to the song we make them do the zulu warrior dance (get naked and dance around for like 30 seconds) I also like this one:

Hey babariba,Hey babariba
Hey babariba, Hey babariba

I wish that all the women, I wish that all the women
Were bells in a tower, Were bells in a tower
And, I'd be the bell ringer, And I'd be the bell ringer
I'd bang them every hour I'd bang them every hour

Hey babariba,Hey babariba
Hey babariba, Hey babariba

I wish that all the women, I wish that all the women
Were holes in the road, Were holes in the road
And I'd be the dumptruck driver, And I'd be the dumptruck driver
I'd fill them with my load, I'd fill them with my load
Hey babariba,Hey babariba
Hey babariba, Hey babariba

I wish that all the women, I wish that all the women
Were pies on a shelf, Were pies on a shelf
And I'd be the baker, And I'd be the baker
I'd eat em all myself, I'd eat em all my self

Hey babariba,Hey babariba
Hey babariba, Hey babariba

I wish that all the women, I wish that all the women
Were trees in a forest, We're trees in a forest
And I'd be a lumberjack, And I'd be a lumberjack
I'd split down their clitoris, I'd split down their clitoris

Etc.