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I guess the cat thought it was milk ...
After a wonderful lovemaking session tonight, my wife and I are in the bathroom cleaning up. As she finishes drying off after her shower, she walks back into the bedroom, and suddenly I get an earful of this:
"NO, PEACHY!!!" I take the two steps to the bedroom door and look over her shoulder, and sure enough, our feline princess, an orange tabby named Peaches -- usually the most prissy, upper-class cat in the universe -- is going to town on the wet spot on our bed like it's Thanksgiving dinner. My wife: "This will make a great post on your poker forum." Sorry, no pics or peachy jokes. Just sharing. |
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Re: I guess the cat thought it was milk ...
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our feline princess, an orange tabby named Peaches -- usually the most prissy, upper-class cat in the universe [/ QUOTE ] Are you sure you're straight? |
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Re: I guess the cat thought it was milk ...
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"NO, PEACHY!!!" [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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Re: I guess the cat thought it was milk ...
Peachy likes fresh clam juice.
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Re: I guess the cat thought it was milk ...
Peachy goes to town on the wet spot all the time. It's really par for the course.
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Re: I guess the cat thought it was milk ...
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[ QUOTE ] our feline princess, an orange tabby named Peaches -- usually the most prissy, upper-class cat in the universe [/ QUOTE ] Are you sure you're straight? [/ QUOTE ] I'm a writer. It's my job to describe things. And I did not name the cat, although the name fits. |
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Re: I guess the cat thought it was milk ...
"Godammit thats a bad kitty!!"
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Re: I guess the cat thought it was milk ...
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[ QUOTE ] "NO, PEACHY!!!" [/ QUOTE ] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: I guess the cat thought it was milk ...
Hey! What The [censored]? You [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] piece of [censored] [censored] [censored]!
Goddamnit if you're gonna bite mah style get it the [censored] right [censored] [censored] NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY |
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