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Old 08-29-2005, 03:12 PM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
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Default Re: How much to be an assassin?

This depends entirely on why she needs to die.
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Old 08-29-2005, 03:14 PM
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Default Re: How much to be an assassin?

If I could some how be assured that there was no legal risk, I would charge half a million dollars (if untaxed) per hit. The target or reason does not matter, provdided it is not a kid.
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Old 08-29-2005, 03:14 PM
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Default Re: How much to be an assassin?

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If I could some how be assured that there was no legal risk, I would charge half a million dollars (if untaxed) per hit. The target or reason does not matter, provdided it is not a kid.

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i'm pretty sure assassin income would be unreportable.
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Old 08-29-2005, 03:15 PM
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Default Re: How much to be an assassin?

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If I could some how be assured that there was no legal risk, I would charge half a million dollars (if untaxed) per hit. The target or reason does not matter, provdided it is not a kid.

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i'm pretty sure assassin income would be unreportable.

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This is incorrect.
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Old 08-29-2005, 05:27 PM
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Default Re: How much to be an assassin?

For innocent old lady, I'd need 7 figures.

For the guy who goes over into the merge land, zooms up, then cuts me off, I'd need $10.
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Old 08-29-2005, 05:36 PM
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Default Re: How much to be an assassin?

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i'm pretty sure assassin income would be unreportable.

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If I had nothing to lose with an IRS investigation, i'd consider putting 'assassin' as my occupation on next year's tax return.

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Old 08-29-2005, 05:46 PM
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Default Re: How much to be an assassin?

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i'm pretty sure assassin income would be unreportable.

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If I had nothing to lose with an IRS investigation, i'd consider putting 'assassin' as my occupation on next year's tax return.

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I'd love to see your itemized deductions for work-related expenses.

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Old 08-29-2005, 06:10 PM
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I'd kill Georgie Bush for free.
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Old 08-29-2005, 07:17 PM
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Default Re: How much to be an assassin?

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If I could some how be assured that there was no legal risk, I would charge half a million dollars (if untaxed) per hit. The target or reason does not matter, provdided it is not a kid.

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i'm pretty sure assassin income would be unreportable.

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This is incorrect.

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It is in Canada and New Zealand.
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Old 08-29-2005, 07:22 PM
TheWorstPlayer TheWorstPlayer is offline
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If I could some how be assured that there was no legal risk, I would charge half a million dollars (if untaxed) per hit. The target or reason does not matter, provdided it is not a kid.

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i'm pretty sure assassin income would be unreportable.

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This is incorrect.

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It is in Canada and New Zealand.

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Illegal income. Illegal income, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.

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- http://www.irs.gov/publications/p17/ch13.html
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