Would you perform fellatio on God?

[Blarg]

I don't think it's necessary while he's having so much fun f&cking me up the ass.

[gorie]

it's clearly the devil in disguise. don't do it. <font color="white"> unless it really was god, in that case you probably should just to be safe.</font>

[lastsamurai]

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...I hope this doesnt get me banned...

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Only in the kingdom of heaven.

[craig r]

Do you understand what kind of load God would shoot. The shot alone would break your head open (if you sucking him) or your stomach if you were taking it in the ass. The only possible situation is him screwing wonder woman. And he would have to wear a kryptonite condom. And that would kill himl...oh wait..wrong plot...well either way, the food court is upstairs..it isn't quantum physics.

[tdarko]

if it were asked from God then it must be ok, right? everything we have conditioned our brains to tell us it is wrong (from the bible etc.) must now be tossed out of the window.

[craig r]

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if it were asked from God then it must be ok, right? everything we have conditioned our brains to tell us it is wrong (from the bible etc.) must now be tossed out of the window.

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Right, because God is infallible. He might even be able to tell us which two celebrities to beat up (or in tolbiny's case who to put the bat in).

craig

[whiskeytown]

if she really looked like Alanis Morrisette as Kevin Smith suggests,

then yes, [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

George Burns.....hell no.

where are the wrong forum nazis when you need them - shouldn't this be under Religion? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

[jokerthief]

Listen, you've been around here long enough to know better. This is one of the worst polls of the year. As a matter of fact it's so bad it deserves a * or at least the title polltard for the term of a month.

Do you really think this is interesting? Really? It would be fascinating to question someone who finds this interesting. The things I would ask...

[craig r]

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if she really looked like Alanis Morrisette as Kevin Smith suggests,

then yes, [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

George Burns.....hell no.

where are the wrong forum nazis when you need them - shouldn't this be under Religion? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RB

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Yeah, how is that going to work if he looks like George Burns? "Uhhh, sorry god, but you aren't really my type. I guess I am going to hell now. One quick question though, have you ever thought about coloring your hair to look more attractive"?

[OtisTheMarsupial]

Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?

no