Help me get a bunch of girls DRUNK...

[DoomSlice]

Gin and tonic is always a good choice.

[Roland19]

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Dude, high school freshmen are like 13 years old. That's sick.

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If there's grass on the playing field...<font color="white">OP picked up on HS girls thru myspace, hence my joke</font>

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...you must acquit???

Step 1: Steal someone's Brita filter. Also: look through some drawers so that you can use a new filter insert.

Step 2: Go here and do this: filtering bad vodka

Step 3: Get girls drunk while they are taste-testing the vodka straight. They will be convinced that the vodka filtering is making it better.

Actually, I'm kind of half kidding about all this, but I would be interested in hearing about someone trying it. Not worth the trouble, but an interesting experiment nonetheless.

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Dude, high school freshmen are like 13 years old. That's sick.

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If there's grass on the playing field...<font color="white">OP picked up on HS girls thru myspace, hence my joke</font>

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...you must acquit???

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Charges were dropped in my case.<font color="white">imnotserious</font>

[PokerFink]

Vodka + Lemonade is a good one that I'm surprised hasn't been mentioned. It goes by a number of different names.

Vodka + Lemonade + Beer is an interesting (but solid) combination. Sounds vile, I know, but it isn't. Known here as "Scream &amp; Get Naked."

For excellent juice, get some vodka, tequila, fruit punch, and a bunch of cut up green apples. Dump it all into a bin and place in your fridge for the day. Beware, this will probably lead to bright red vomit on your carpet.

BTW, if this doesn't lead to you hooking up with atleast two of these girls, you are a failure.

[Jeebus]

though it costs a touch more get a bottle of Chocolate and Melon Liquers as well as a bottle of rum. Mix two parts rum with one part melon and about half or so of Chocolate. It tastes like candy and you'll be drunk quick.
Also try bourbon and sweet tea its good.

[Cumulonimbus]

Ok, so this is what I've narrowed it down to...

[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Monarch, Crystal Lite, orange juice
[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Monarch, Lime Gatorade
[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Monarch, orange juice, Red Bull
[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Rum and coke
[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Everclear and fruit punch
[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Smurf Piss

If I didn't mention your drink, it was probably because it was too spendy, too much hassle, or some other stupid reason.. like the fact that these girls always make Jello shots. I have til about 6 tonight, so keep those replies coming.

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Smurf Piss sounds awesome, and i'm pretty sure i'm going to make mymself one tonight, i've had this bottle of everclear laying around a while, and that souunds like a good drink to trty.

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We're gonna score.

[RunDownHouse]

Trust me, Smurf Piss is hands-down the best drink for getting something tasty out of everclear. The sugar and grain alcohol fuse and then bond to the molecules in your brain for a crazy fun drunk. The sugar and Mountain Dew keep you hopped up. A weird sort-of downside is that no matter how much you blend it, occasionally you hit this patch of super concentrated PGA when drinking. Kind of like those cold spots when swimming.