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Re: A poker joke that rocks the table
Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?"
And I go, "I have my sex life." Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9" And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled. I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing. Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN." |
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King Jack-off.
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Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN." [/ QUOTE ] i [censored] love you. |
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[ QUOTE ]
Another funny joke was one time I was in a hand and made a bet and my friend goes, "What do you have?" And I go, "I have my sex life." Then my friends go, "He had 6-9, he has 6-9" And then I turn up K-J off suit and they all look puzzled. I said, "Jack King OFF" and they all started laughing. Gavin was laughing really hard while playing an imaginary electric guitar saying "YOU DA MAN ROD, YOU DA MAN." [/ QUOTE ] This is perhaps the best post of all time. |
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I don't get it?
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I don't know why, but that is hilarious!! For a groaner, that one is awesome!
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"Thanks I just got a manicure."
[/ QUOTE ] lol.. |
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Wow, he actually farted. What a great time that must have been. Really awesome stuff. I'm laughing now just picturing it, I can't imagine actually being there to experience it. It must a have been a magical moment for the whole table. I guess this is the kind of Christmas miracle that will stay with you your whole life.
Happy Holidays! |
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farts are always hilarious too [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Clearly this is the Beavis and Butthead thread. LOL!
OK... QQ = Sigfried and Roy... a pair of queens. |
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