Daniel Negreanu Blog Contest

[antidan444]

I remember when I was 14 or so and my mother took a look at one of my Mad Libs books.

I don't think she ever fully recovered, actually.

Just sharing.

[fluxrad]

Yeah, I just filled it out like this:

Dear Mr. Negranu,

Frames are for [censored] HOMOS!

pls fix. k thx bye.

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[Peca277]

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this was his latest blog entry, so i'd like to host a contest to see who can best fill it in, here is the meat of it:


I went to American Idol with Randy Moss and Clay Aiken
because we had to talk about Bo's sexy voice and Anthony's cute little tush. Then later that night we decided to hit up the ATM and then head over to Chachki's Karaoke Bar to show my "newfound talent."

Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:
Both Randy and Clay professed their undying love for me... which to choose? A tough spot to be in as you can see.

So I decided to anally probe myself since I hadn't gotten any in about 2 or 3 months and was worried about disappointing Randy or Clay.

From there I figured that I'd call my gay 2+2 buddie "Big Steve" over the current dilemma since he's been gay way longer than me and might know what to do... You get the idea.


Then last night I decided to confront my "straight cash homey," homey, since things were getting kind of hot and heavy with Clay.

This is probably the most important time of my life and every "dance" with Clay over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, I'm not 100% sure I'm gay, so while I know what goes where it's easier said than
done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

i'll throw in $20 to what i deem winner

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[Voltron87]

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[censored] whores. Why did I have to retype that instead of copying and pasting, allowing Alobar to steal my ever-so-witty first response?

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It took you 9 minutes to type all that??? Did the thought of daniel Negraneu get you so excited you had to do all your typing with one hand??? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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that was a good post, on more than one level, rare these days.

[drexah]

I went to the local chinese buffet with E-Dog and Evelyn last night, we had to talk about planning the orgy later on in the night and also our upcoming "Nude Poker Pro" show we have on Playboy TV. Then later that night we decided to bet 20 grand on who could come up with the best way to cover up my homosexuality, and i was the judge. We then head over to the Bellagio to film a couple scenes of the new show.

Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:

-Exactly what temperature i want the room to be so my nuts dont get even smaller then they are
-If Evelyn will be willing to cover for my homosexuality at the upcoming WSOP.
-If i want to start actually playing video games or keep running simulations on them. A tough spot to be
in as you can see.
So I decided to masturbate to heterosexual porn since I hadn't done it in about 13 years, or however long it was since Bishop Jingleberry had his way with me.

From there I figured that I'd clean up and head over the way to E-Dog's house, and act like nothing ever happened since he usually can tell after i've fondled myself, anyways, You get the idea.

Then last night I decided to offer Bishop Jingleberry a dinner at my house, since things were getting kind of tense between us two.

This is probably the most important time of my life and the bishop just isn't fulfiling my sexual needs. Over the next week this will have a major impact on my future with him. You see, the bishop only fondles me once a week, so while I know what to expect, it's easier said than done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

[Ryner]

I think it's a shame most of you are incapable of thinking of everything other than "Daniel Negreanu is gay".

[Jazza]

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I think it's a shame most of you are incapable of thinking of everything other than "Daniel Negreanu is gay".

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yeah i was kinda hopeing for a little more creativity

[Boris]

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i was kinda hopeing for a little more creativity

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what do you think we are? a bunch a h0mos?

[drexah]

the thing is though, he probably will make an entry similar to this sometime in the near future.

[Jazza]

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i was kinda hopeing for a little more creativity

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what do you think we are? a bunch a h0mos?

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this and alobars second post are my favorite so far, but unfortunatly are not eligable to win