What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[NotMitch]

2-4 Foxwoods game, very loose passive, sitting next to guy I had been talking to for a while and he clearly thinks he is the best player in the game. He open raises UTG gets called in about 27 places (like every raise did in this game), at the end of the hand shows down 10-3o and his hand is way no good, when I asked why he played the hand he said "I was trying to steal the blinds"

[toots]

"I hate playing pocket aces, 'cause they never win"

(Heard someone bitching this while I was raising the pot with pocket aces. I won the pot.)

"I can't believe she beat me with trip deuces."

(What? You'd rather your Ace-crap offsuit be beat by trip kings?)

"You were lucky to make that flush on the river."

(I just love that one.)

"All I got was pocket crap."
or
"If I could figure out how to play 62o, I'd be a millionaire."

(Both me, in response to people being annoyed that I'm folding so many hands pf. Typically, when I utter the second of those two, it's followed by a flop of 662, and a hearty round of laughter over what a crappy player I am for folding my 62o. I very much enjoy what that laughter holds for my future.)

"When you raised me on the river, I realized you might have something."

(like my flop and turn raises didn't count. I'm glad they didn't.)

[J.A.Sucker]

Anyone who has ever played at Artichoke Joes' 15-30 will know what I'm talking about.

[Mackie]

funny thing is his jacks a little better than kings against aces.

[Mackie]

Young player blurts out "F*CK!" when his flopped set gets flushed down the river.

Old Geezer: "You know why they call it poker, son?"
Young guy: "Why?"
Old Geezer: "Because f*ck was allready taken."

Another:

Player 1: "I'm so stuck I have to hit the bad beat just to get even."
Player 2: "At least you have outs."

[PittFan]

My all time favorite was at a crap $2/$2 table in Hollywood FL. I 3-bet AQs preflop with 2 callers.

Flop comes Q-6-2. None my suit.
Turn is a 9.
I bet, he calls.
River is a 4, but it makes a flush possible.
I bet, he calls.

My TPTK is beat by his 6-2 two-pair (remember he called 3 bets preflop).

He looks at me and says, "You mean you didn't have the flush? How can you bet that on the river?"

[goofball]

my personal favorite

"these players are so bad you just can't beat this game"

[shadow29]

My favorite: When first to act on the flop he goes, "I check raise"

Needless to say everyone folded to him!

[blackaces13]

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"well i did for a minute, and thought if he had AA then my JJ is as good as KK and i'm not folding KK."


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Is it bad that when I read it I had a kind of "yeah, I can see that" reaction while nodding in agreement? [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[DynaMike]

From the movie "shade". Jamie Foxx needs a 2-out 9 on the river. To the woman dealer, "Baby you're a ten. But I need a nine!"