What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[wm r the rake]

we have a guy at our local game that plays K2....and when he wins with it....he yells out"sometimes i play tight...sometimes i play loose....i love playing that king deuce"....oh well i guess you have to be there...we call him the phil hellmuth of our group since he whines all the time and when he wins...it's like he's the worlds greatest player