Punk ass B****es! I'll kick 'em in the nuts!!!! (pointless RANT)

[Al_Capone_Junior]

Holy friggin' cow batman, time for a friggin' rant! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I come onto the ferums today and see a post entitled "freaquency of being carded"

Note "frequency" was mis-spelled by some underage punk ass bitch! That's a MAJOR nut-kicking! Keep your little friggin' under-21 year old bitch ass out of the friggin' casinos and into the playskool daycamp center eating play-doh where you belong! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Then I'm in the pokah room one night, just doing my poker thing, when a bunch of foreigners come in. Now normally I don't give a chit if you're from somewhere other than "here," except for when you insist on trying to pull a fast one on my watch and get away with playing underage! Then, the friggin' punk ass mo-fos, when carded, they (reluctantly) presented "student IDs" from "Iraq university" or some chit! Does that look like a PASSPORT? I doubt you got into this country sans the passport, so why should I risk my own ass for your sorry butts to play 2-4 with a student ID from baghdad? NOT!! Wham! Square in the NUTS!

Next thing you know, there's a friggin' punk who's had about sixteen too many redbull and vodkas playing 2-4, and he's insisting that some other jerkoff who's about nineteen beers IS BREATHING TOO MUCH OF HIS AIR. Wham! So I'm kicking 'em and I'm kicking 'em and I'm kicking 'em! ...

Then it happens. "His hand is dead! His hand is dead!" YET ANOTHER Friggin' punk ass bitch is (of course) trying to pull yet another fast one! Some guy turns up his hand without calling the last $1 out of like $50,000 (the last buck was his card protector chip), but alas... "his hand is dead!" WHAM!!!! The nuts! My foot is getting sore! [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Then there's the Coup d'état of the 2-4 world... Hat... Hooded sweatshirt... Mirrored sunglasses...

"TIME!"

It's BEFORE THE FRIGGIN' FLOP YOU FRIGGIN' MORON!!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Sheesh! Been watching too much TV! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Wham! Square in the NUTS! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Friggin' bitch-ass punks tryin' to taking over the poker world with their ineptitude, stupidity, and pre-pubescent bull-pucky! Damn! This is a MAN'S game, no need for your punk ass to be stinkin' up the place, BOY!

Rant over. Hopefully I won't get censored! Hey tho, I've had a few beers, so anything I say cannot be used against me! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

al