“Mowing the lawn” and other euphemisms

[goofball]

taking the skin boat to tuna town.
taking a ride on the wild bologna pony.
putting the hot dog in the bun.

[Reef]

found some on the net...

Carpet bumping
Cat got your tongue
Checking for squirrels
Cherry twist
Choking the oyster
Churning butter
Clam bake for one
Cleaving it to Beaver
Clubbin' the nubbin'
Coming into your own
Composing on the single key piano
Cook the clam
Cook your nookie
Cradle the cooch
Cuddling the kitty

[somethingstupid]

doing the damn thing

[beckham9]

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"Getting your corn buttered"


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i really like this one

[blaze666]

to pour oneself a warm chardonnay, jerking off.
to commit an act of self pollution

[HopeydaFish]

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found some on the net...

Checking for squirrels


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WTF??? LOL

[M2d]

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