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[Los Feliz Slim]

ugh

[the_main]

Earlier today. Super donk at table gets this after sucking out on the guy for a fourth time.

"I've never laughed so hard getting my ass handed to me. NH"

I was laughing too, it was great.

[SmileyEH]

Dealer: SmileyEH has a flush, Queen high
Dealer: Game #3442372813: SmileyEH wins pot ($108.30) with a flush, Queen high
johnbuggs: are u serious??????????
SmileyEH: SHIP IT
johnbuggs: **** is so rigged
johnbuggs: its scary
SmileyEH: jI KNOW
SmileyEH: 55/45 NEVER HAPPEN
SmileyEH: OMFG
SmileyEH: !!!
SmileyEH: 1111
SmileyEH: 1
SmileyEH: ONEDN OENEOENEPNE
johnbuggs: so scary
johnbuggs: this online poker
Dealer: Game #3442383312: milgage wins pot ($5.75)
johnbuggs: one can only wonder
johnbuggs: thats for sure
SmileyEH: where you guys get your money
johnbuggs: guy is betting 30 bucks
johnbuggs: hoping for a spade
johnbuggs: LMAOOOOOOOOO
SmileyEH: OR A T OR Q
SmileyEH: ROFL ROFLFORLFOFL
johnbuggs: a 10?
johnbuggs: what does a 10 do
johnbuggs: lmaooooooooooo
SmileyEH: YOU CANT READ
johnbuggs: gives u a pir of 10's?
johnbuggs: nice hand
johnbuggs: lol
johnbuggs: lolllllllll
SmileyEH: LOlOloLO
Dealer: milgage has two pair, Nines and Eights
Dealer: mavrick222 has two pair, Jacks and Eights
Dealer: Game #3442390720: mavrick222 wins pot ($6.70) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
SmileyEH: if you HAVAE 5 ARDS IN A ROW YOU GET A STRAIGHT
SmileyEH: LOLOLOL
johnbuggs: guy says ship it like what he did was good
johnbuggs: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
johnbuggs: awesome hand
johnbuggs: thats all i can say
johnbuggs: did u learn that from watching the wpt?
johnbuggs: LOLLLLLLLLLLLl
SmileyEH: BUY IN FOR MORE
Dealer: Game #3442398952: mavrick222 wins pot ($4.30)
johnbuggs: buy in for more he says
SmileyEH: YOU MIGHT BE MORE COMFORATABLE AT .10/25 NL
johnbuggs: so he cant bet 30 dollars with one card to go
johnbuggs: LMAOOOOOOOO
SmileyEH: YOU KNOW IT
SmileyEH: FISH IFSIDFSIHDS
johnbuggs: scary part about this whole thing
johnbuggs: is ur serious
johnbuggs: LOL

this was my favorite... it was so classic i had to put it in my away message:

so i have AA and push all in 200$ into a 2$ pot, then the guy calls with JJ...naturally he turns the J giving him the winning full house. im upset, so i say..."i trapped you perfectly and still lost" he then says, "how you win me, i have full house." and i realized that i just lost 200$ in a thinking game...a game which requires great reasoning and mathematical skills, to a man who says 'how you win me.' i then proceeded to jam a fork in my ear.

[the_main]

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this was my favorite... it was so classic i had to put it in my away message:

so i have AA and push all in 200$ into a 2$ pot, then the guy calls with JJ...naturally he turns the J giving him the winning full house. im upset, so i say..."i trapped you perfectly and still lost" he then says, "how you win me, i have full house." and i realized that i just lost 200$ in a thinking game...a game which requires great reasoning and mathematical skills, to a man who says 'how you win me.' i then proceeded to jam a fork in my ear.

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lol

ooo this was another good one...guy who pushes all in pf no matter what every hand...i get QQ and call...he has KJo and as the flop comes out (J 4 7) he says in the textbox BUST UR ASS!!! only to learn that his two jacks are beaten by my two queens. He leave the table to avoid further embarassment

[Arnfinn Madsen]

Yesterday I got this after hitting flush draw and getting paid nicely:

"Go su ck the c o c k of your wife, fken fagget"
(I am not curcumventing the profanity filter, he typed it like that [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]).

He leaves the table, comes back and sits out and asks me:
"Are you a fken niger?"
I answer:
"No"
He types:
"Your wife told me so"
And leaves again [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

[surfinillini]

[ QUOTE ]
Yesterday I got this after hitting flush draw and getting paid nicely:

"Go su ck the c o c k of your wife, fken fagget"
(I am not curcumventing the profanity filter, he typed it like that [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]).

He leaves the table, comes back and sits out and asks me:
"Are you a fken niger?"
I answer:
"No"
He types:
"Your wife told me so"
And leaves again [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

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that was me

This is more of a search for second opinions of something I once said. Game was small stakes Stud Hi/Lo, I was heads up with some guy. It was our second hand and on our first I think i folded right out the gate or on 4th.

Anyway, he's showing low on 3rd and shows another low on 4th and immediately started pumping the pot. I had practically nothing but called him all the way. After the hand we split the pot, he made low somwhere around 6th & I won high with something stupid like a pair of 7's.

Conversation:

Him: ???
Me: I wanted to see your cards
Him: o.k.

For the record, the guy was not an ass. In fact, I think that was all he ever said. Further I was being completly serious. I just wanted to confirm he was betting his low draw on fourth and continued to fire on 5th.

But I still wonder how i would take it if somebody said to me "I just wanted to see your cards" after a string of bad or seemingly poor calls.

"Did you register for the wrong tournament?"