Phil Gordon Cheats at Golf!

[Bump-en-Stein]

Caught Red Handed! Take a gander at page 61 of the June 4, 2004, Card Player.

Right there for the world to see:
[ QUOTE ]
Phil Gordon - Threw a Golf Ball 85 yards for a birdie.

[/ QUOTE ]

The implications of this admission are profound: Not only did he blatantly defy the rules of the game by throwing the ball, he marked it down as a birdie.

Golf is the bedrock of dignity and integrity in the world of leisure and sporting pasttimes. There is nothing worse than being a cheater at golf. Even Bump-en-Stein follows the rules of golf, lest he be struck down by lightning bolts.

So, follow closely here, the ad continues:

[ QUOTE ]
Playing in a New Game

[/ QUOTE ]

That's right, an admitted golf cheater is now talking about "Playing in a New Game" of poker. Think about it, he is fixing this new site and has no problems about cheating.

How can the WPT still have this slime on board. He defiles the whole operation. Just the other night, I saw him put a vulcan death-grip on an opponent. Oh, sure, he played it off as a joke, but it was way beyond that...cheating for sure.
This guy is bad news. Look at that honest face. Oh, really? Look a little closer, American Beauty. The man is a schemer of the highest calibre.

This brings into question the means by which he acquired his internet stock fortune. I have my dander up enough to ask Gabbyyy to have the S.E.C. (not the football conference) investigate Mr. Gordon's business ventures.

By the way, he's not as tall as he appears (more cheating) he wears lifts.

[Fitz]

Get therapy immediately if not sooner.

Fitz

[Steven_Skunk]

[ QUOTE ]
Get therapy immediately if not sooner.

Fitz

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]Hey dude, excellent! I see you are also in Kansas City! Alright, let's say we meet up for some bar-b-que. I have a home game, go you want to play.

If you are looking for something simpler, I have a sweet model train set.

[BradleyT]

That's almost an entire football field - pretty impressive for a golf ball since I'm sure he has huge hands.

[BradleyT]

Maybe he's a good ball-handler.

[Fitz]

I'm never one to turn down some bar b que, but right now, I'm a little laid up from a nasty back surgery I had a while back. What part of town do you live in?

Fitz

[Lazymeatball]

I thought you said you were trying to be less annoying?

[GuidoSarducci]

You can't possibly begin to comprehend how little we care.

[Bump-en-Stein]

Say no more, Guido. I know where you are coming from: You chose to name yourself after the most unfunny, recurring character in the History of Saturday Night Live. (Dewayn Fellows might get a few votes.)

[Bump-en-Stein]

[ QUOTE ]
I thought you said you were trying to be less annoying?

[/ QUOTE ]

Lighten up a little MeatBall! Have a beer or something...uh, nevermind.