Would you do porn?

[SteamingFish]

Somebody offers to make you a porn star. Think about it: getting paid to bang incredibly hot women. I currently have a different so-called ideal profession, I make video games. Only problem is I'm currently in yet another crunch mode at work, which means insanely long hours with a bunch of guys and little to no time (or energy) to meet women. That plus my current drought makes doing porn for a living sound awfully good. I'm sure there are downsides that I'm too tired to consider. But if given the opportunity, would you do it? Remember, the girls are HOT!! All comments welcome (especially from Dr. Dominic!)

[tdarko]

i would rather not get paid to bang my incredibly hot girlfriend.

[offTopic]

Hi Steaming,

I'm waiting for Otis to weigh in with some detailed information on the potential benefits and pitfalls before making any hasty decisions on my own.

With bated breath,
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[man]

where's the "no, my penis is too small" option?

[Alobar]

its one of those jobs that sound glamorious but in reality is prolly nothing like that. kind of lime what being a game programer is "OMG, you get paid to make games?! thats so cool!!!111!11"

Also I bet the vast majority of males wouldnt even be able to get the job done. Theres a lot more to being a porn star than just banging hot chicks. Thats like saying it would be easy to play in the NBA cuz all you gotta do is put the ball in the hoop.

[SackUp]

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where's the "no, my penis is too small" option?

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"No, I'd be too embarrassed with the whole crew watching"

I guess your real reason should really be for your inability to read a script!

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Hi Dominic,

I know you haven't responded yet, but I figured you'd be along shortly. I hope I wasn't being too presumptuous.

I heard an interview once with some random porn starlet, and she mentioned that many of the men are, on some level, addicted to Viagra. Is this true?

Still waiting for Otis,
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[wayabvpar]

I don't see the harm in being a 'stunt cock' for some porn site like bangbros. They talk some dunce into blowing me, I get filmed from the waist down and cash a check. Good times for all!

[SteamingFish]

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where's the "no, my penis is too small" option?

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Pretend there's no physical requirements, or you have an in, or you won a contest, or they're specifically looking for small/fat/monobrow types...

[Alobar]

ugh, I could never be on bangbros. Its impossible to jack off to that site because the cameraman is so effing annoying, no way I could "get the job done" with him actualyl being there.