Would you do porn?

[tdarko]

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Just curious, since I obviously know nothing about it -- why isn't sex for the camera fun?

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i don't want to sound rude but can you not think for yourself.

just think of the romantic sexual situations you have been and what made them special or intimate or romantic...now strip all that away, add lights, camera's, camera crews, directors. now for the actual act, you are going to have to have sex and then "cut" do it again bad angle, have sex "cut" do it again, and on and on. i don't think Dom really needs to explain this to you, i figured this was relatively easy to figure out.

[asofel]

yeah, and then when the director gets a call from clarkmeister and all of a sudden you're starring in a strap-on scene...

[tonypaladino]

"No, it's immoral, think of The Children, I'm the one who voted for Bush, Jesus loves you."

If my weed post was moved to B&M for mentioning poker, this should be moved to politcs for this.

[tdarko]

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If my weed post was moved to B&M for mentioning poker, this should be moved to politcs for this.

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bahahahhahahaa. poker poker poker poker...mayber this one will go to B&M now [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img].

[tek]

I'm taking airbrush lessons. When poker dies out, I can airbrush boobies [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Ringo_Mojo]

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Just curious, since I obviously know nothing about it -- why isn't sex for the camera fun?

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There was a show about the porn industry on HBO awhile back, so i can only speak from what i learned from that.

The sex is rarely actual sex, it's broken up every few seconds for lighting and camera changes, retakes, make-up touch-ups etc. The entire time the male star has to keep it up and not get off. Then when the director decides he has enough footage the male star is expected to "pop" on cue. If the star doesn't pop in a timely fashion then the rest of the crew gets pissed because they're all waiting on him to do their jobs.

I'd much rather be a director/writer/producer of porn, all the benefits without spending time trying to keep your dick hard on a cold set or regularly waxing your [censored].

hell yes id be in a porno

[craig r]

I would do it, but two things would stop me. The first is that I am a horrible actor. I mean, if I had to play a delivery guy I would not be believable. So, when I was trying out they would be like, "Well, its not just your small penis and tattooed covered body that is stopping you from getting the job, but you can't act".

My other reason, if the above wasn't an issue, is that I can't do it over and over again. I never could. Even when I was 17. Once I nut, I am done for at least a couple of hours. And my understanding is that you have to do it quite a few times in a few hour period. But, I could be wrong (of course, then you go back to my original reason for not being able to).

craig

Hi craig,

I'm a big fan of your list. It was nice meeting you.

Yours truly,
Bright

[PokerFink]

I don't think I could do this for a job (for the myriad of reasons mentioned), but I would jump at the opportunity of banging some hot pornstar. Talk about fantasy come to life.

Edit: To clarify, yeah, I would do it on camera at least once.