Is David Spade Chris Farley's "Puff Daddy"

[USCSigma1097]

This is a blatant hijack...

But Ryan Cabrera is a member of my fraternity. He called all of the chapters in the south and said that he would play a free concert to raise money if we paid for his travel to get to there.

Anywho, he came to Columbia and played a shitty concert. Afterward he and his manager were on our hall afterward drinking where his manager proceeded to talk [censored] to the shortest guy in our fraternity. Unfortunately for the manager, we call the guy andro because all he does is beat ass.

After beating the manager's ass, he walked down our hall scremaing "WHERE IN THE @#!$ IS CABRERA??? HE #$@%ING DEAD."
Cabrera was in a room with the door locked, probably crying.

Funniest damn thing i've ever seen.

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