Dumbest thing you've ever heard?

[Dr. StrangeloveX]

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A friends girlfriend who was incredibly dumb (and yet did quite well in college) once asked where all the water went at low tide, this took a while to describe before she understood that the water didn't just pile up in the middle.

She had some other gems, but I dont remember any right now, if I think of them I'll be back.

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Where is it that you think the water goes?

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lmao this is exactly what i was thinking

[tonypaladino]

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"I could care less"

Just think for a second about how much sense this makes.

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This bugs me whenever someone says it.

[youtalkfunny]

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"I could care less"

Just think for a second and you'll recognize it as sarcasm.

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[TheCroShow]

any retard that ends his OOT post with "do you see why?"

[Mangatang]

My friend's girlfriend in college once said, "Isn't it cool how the sun turns into the moon at night".

Another time, we had that same girl convinced that they don't allow vans in Alaska... because they take up too much space.

[7ontheline]

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"I could care less"

Just think for a second and you'll recognize it as bad grammar not sarcasm.

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[smurfitup]

lol, the poor guy thought it was an accomplishment that he was off coke for two days... that's sad

[kipin]

I don't know if this is the dumbest thing I have ever heard, but it is definitely the dumbest thing I have heard in awhile.

I am talking to this Australian girl who is traveling the world and she was in the US and worked at a summer camp for money for a couple months. I don't know what it was but it seemed to be a camp for girls about 14 years old.

They were talking about the weather and somehow it came up that it was hot out, and she said something like its Winter back home in Australia. Then one of the girls looked at her and asked her: 'If it is Winter right now, when do you guys celebrate Christmas?'

America [censored] YEAH!

[plaster8]

My dad one year all of a sudden proclaims himself to be this HUGE Rolling Stones fan. This after years of car trips with he and my mom where it was either Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits or Springsteen's "Born in the USA."

Anyway, as part of his Christmas gift, I get him a T-shirt with the famous Stones lips and tongue logo.

Mr. Stones Fan looks up at me and says, "What the hell is this?"

[PokerBob]

I'm not sure if this is the dumbest or the smartest, but it was uttered by NBA player Elden Campbell at a news conference after he was drafted.

reporter: Elden, did you earn a degree from Clemson?

Elded: No, but they gave me one anyway.