Dumbest thing you've ever heard?

[JihadOnTheRiver]

I think I have that beat in terms of 18 yr. old ignorant bitches. Same scenario, a good friend of mine was dating a local broad while I lived in Mississippi. She was a skank, and a true moron. She epitomized MS. She said a lot of dumb things in her career, but the absolute capstone is this little gem (said almost completely at random, with no real racial content leading up to it):

"You know why black peoples hands and feet are lighter than the rest of their body?"

(Imagine the stares of 6-7 buzzed/drunk, college educated kids from everywhere but the South, including her boyfriend, staring directly at her mouth waiting to see what kind of Southern Pearl Of Wisdom is gonna spout out)...

"Because their skin rubs off. No no, its true. I used to work with one of them at a fast food place, and sometimes, when I touched her arm, some of her color would rub off on me."

This is a true story. Some people in the South are actually this ignorant. She spent the next month trying to validate her point. My friend has since moved on...

-JOTR

PS. I seriously doubt anybody has ever been present for a statement this stupid/dumb/ignorant. We'll see.

[tonypaladino]

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"is this merlot?"

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"frasier, you're so corpulent that when you sit around magnificently and point to tuscan villa, you sit AROUND magnificently and point to tuscan villa"

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Didn't you wonder what "point to tuscan villa" meant???????

[Dr. StrangeloveX]

I got one along those lines. This girl who is ignorant as sin asks this asian girl who is my friend "does it hurt to have your eyes like that?"

Same girl in Highschool Civics class. The teacher asks the class for examples of the purpose of the interstate commerce act of 1887. She is called on and says "to keep nuclear weapons from being transported across state lines?"

[MrTrik]

That OOT now has a Czar that will ban 3 people a month, not on the basis of the T&C, or the basis of Mat's stickied guidelines, but on his distaste for the poster's actions. Great. And yes, the dumbest thing I've heard in a while.

[tonypaladino]

I'm at a Middle Eastern restaurant with some friends and some hick couple I really don't know too well. The girl is ordering some sort of Moroccan fajita thing, and asks if it comes with cheese. The waiter says, "No, the food here is both Halal and Kosher, and we do not have dairy products" She looks a little confused, but says ok. After he is gone, I try to explain about the Kosher no meat/dairy, but she had trouble even grasping the fact that certain relegions even had dietary restrictions. Finally she got to the point where she understood that there was no dairy in the restaurant. When the waiter brought the food, she then asked, "Do you guys have any sour cream?"

[bravos1]

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I was in Veags with a friend and 2 girls he worked with. We were in the sportsbook watching college football and one of the girls asked me what state Boston College was in. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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That's more of a geography problem than anything. She probably didn't realize what state the city of Boston was in. It would have been different had she asked what state "Alabama State" was in.

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Hence the perfect lead in to one of mine...

Sittin in a bar in Atlanta watching the Fla State - Florida game and my friends gf states that she knows Florida (UF) is in Florida, but where FSU is from? Me, giving her the benefit of the doubt, thinks she means the city, so I telll her that FSU is in Tallahassee. She then says... "Where is that?" I look at her puzzled, and say "Tallahassee, Florida??" kinda confused and puzzled by her question. She stares back at me for about 30 seconds and I see the wheels are grinding to a halt. She then states that she does not understand how "Florida" can have 2 universities which are the "same" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img], and have them in different cities (???), AND why do they have 2 football teams [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img], AND better yet, WHY do they even play "themselves" [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img].

I just stood there dumbfounded for what must of been 5 minutes before walking away because my head was hurting!!

[Sponger15SB]

I posted about this but I'll just repeat it here from what I can remember.

Me and my roomates are sitting around drinking with our neighbors, and one girl is taking shots of beer. Here is our conversation...

"Why are you taking shots of beer?"
"Because it gets me drunker"
"So you drink more while you take shots?"
"No, like 4 beers normally and I am fine, but 4 beers taking shots gets me drunk"
"Uhhhh...."

[YourFoxyGrandma]

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"i quit oot"

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nh

[Sephus]

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Hmm, I sold a kid an invisible pen once. That was kinda dumb of him.

He came to me a bit later saying he lost it.

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i find this more hilarious than dumb.

[Bradyams]

We had some people over a couple weekends ago. Just a like 7-8 people, so everyone just brought their own beer, and we're just drinking, and hanging out. I'm drinking Fat Tire, and some dude who has Coors Light says, "Is that Fat Tire? I heard it's pretty good, can I try it?" I let him take a drink, he scrunches his face and says, "Gross dude, I'll stick with Coors Light".

That's the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me.