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[raisethatmofo]

[MoreWineII]

Make your mom clean it up. You gotta say something to someone though, that's effin' nasty.

[kyro]

And all this time I was worried Dead's absence was going to make things dull around here.

Oh yeah. stfu.

[Shajen]

Yeah, it's nasty. I tried to clean it up once, dropped a turd, slipped on it and knocked myself out on the lip of the toilet seat.

The original post is the second most retarded thing I've ever read. Surpassed only by my response.

[liquidboss]

I used to have a roommate who would leave his hemroid blood on the toilet seat. That was bad, and you can be sure everytime I saw it I banged on his door to clean it up. He didn't like it, but it became a running joke in our house.

[BreakfastBurrito]

I had a roommate in college with this problem. It was disgusting but he was rarely around so I'd end up cleaning it myself. But then came the time he managed to wedge a full turd in the area between the top of the bowl and the seat. I have no idea how he did that but I just stopped using the bathroom after that. It was a 6 bedroom apartment with 3 full baths and I would just use one of the others. Let him sit on his own mess all he pleased.

[thebluepill]

you're a $0.10/$0.25 No Limit pro poker player and you're 29 and you still live with your parents and have to clean up crap every day?? That really hot girl in the gas station that smiled at you sure missed out by not talking to you

[chaas4747]

You forgot.....

In your sweat pants, while putting oil in your busted car.

[Blarg]

Just because he's pretty old doesn't mean you're not entitled to beat the [censored] out of him.

[raisethatmofo]