Paul Phillips, you suck and I could destroy you in poker.

[HighStakesPro]

That's right Phillips, you've met your match. Unlike you, I've actually won a large tournament, in fact over 1700 people with a dollar that said they thought they could defeat me in a no limit hold'em tournament, and I proved each and every one of those pretenders wrong. You think that was a fluke? Just a week before that I placed 5th out of over 2000 entrants in a $2 buyin tournament despite being shortstacked through the final two tables. I made in credible plays and my skills are clearly far superior to yours. I've been playing poker for much less time than you and I already have you beat. You've never won any tournament with even close to the number of players that were in mine. Plus, the people in the $1 tourneys are much, much more dangerous than the ones in those big buyin tournaments you hide behind. You can't push in a third of your stack with middle pair and expect to get away with it. You have to actually know how to play poker to win a tournament like that. Those 10K buyin events are easy because you can just push your stack in when you're in trouble and they give you the pot.

Plus, not only do I unequivocally outclass you in hold'em, but I also put you to shame in Omaha/8. I've won an Oomaha/8 event, 50+5 buyin, and I even outlasted Brett Jungblut, the supposed "world champion" of Omaha/8. I owned him. He didn't have a chance against me. And every one of the 90 people in that tournament could have destroyed that pretender Curtis Bibb that you couldn't even beat in the heads up at the WSOP. That's right, Phillips, you got SECOND PLACE while I got FIRST. You'll always be doomed to inferior to my unmatched poker skills. And as if that victory wasn't enough, I defied the odds and placed THIRD the VERY NEXT TIME I ENTERED THAT TOURNEY. You've never won anything except those lame 10K buyin NL hold'em events, while I've won everything from small buyins tournaments with huge fields to big buyin tourneys with skilled fields to intimidating sit and go tournaments to satelites for 350K guaranteed prizes event. Oh, you've made six final tables this year? Guess what? I've made SEVEN. So, to recap, I'm better at hold'em, better at Omaha/8, more consistent, more versatile, and better at pretty much anything related to poker. Basically, Paul Phillips, I rule, and you suck.