anyone have any funny stories about crapping their pants?

[gunt]

any one have any funny stories about crapping their pants?

[kipin]

A kid in my 9th grade math class [censored] himself in class one day... He was a very shy kid, and this event only made things worse for him.

[ThaSaltCracka]

you start, and I know there are a few people on here who do.

[Dynasty]

[SpearsBritney]

I don't think there would be any unfunny ones

[miajag81]

I came very close to pooping my pants on the DC Metro one time. It was also the closest I've come to having a panic attack.

Also I remember some kid in kindergarten or 1st grade just dropping trou and taking a dump on the floor once.

[brassnuts]

1. I remember back in high school this kid got punched in the face and immediately crapped in his shorts.

2. This one reallyd doesnt't qualify but... A lot of people have problems peeing in funny places when they're wasted. I've never had this problem. However, one time I got so drunk that, during the night, I went out back of my buddies cabin, and took a dump on the deck railing. You could tell that I was actually sitting on the middle horizontal 2x4. I guess I thought it was a toilet.

[KungFuSandwich]

In second grade this kid rolled one out the leg of his umbros. He was standing so it kinda slid down his leg like a slug.

[The Stranger]

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This one reallyd doesnt't qualify but... A lot of people have problems peeing in funny places when they're wasted. I've never had this problem. However, one time I got so drunk that, during the night, I went out back of my buddies cabin, and took a dump on the deck railing. You could tell that I was actually sitting on the middle horizontal 2x4. I guess I thought it was a toilet.

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I had a tool box in my dorm room closet that I thought was a toilet repeatedly. Luckily it was only the victim of #1 though. I didn't even know I was doing it until a friend told me he saw me do it. I was like "you're just f**king with me" at first, and then it was more like, "so that explains the smell."

[ThaSaltCracka]

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1. I remember back in high school this kid got punched in the face and immediately crapped in his shorts.


[/ QUOTE ]pwned.