So you find a genie... - Page 4

smokingrobot · #31 09-13-2005, 01:02 AM

nah dude, you gotta wish for your genie to be set free yo. aint you ever seen alladin?!

TheBlueMonster · #32 09-13-2005, 01:04 AM

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3) I want three more wishes.

[/ QUOTE ] Haven't you seen Aladin? I don't think it's a legal choice....

LeatherFace · #33 09-13-2005, 02:15 AM

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2. to be irrestible to hot bitches, but not fat ones

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you better watch your wording or you'll have a bunch of female dogs humping your leg.

TimM · #34 09-13-2005, 02:24 AM

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1) Genie, make me God.

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Poof, you cease to exist. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

jakethebake · #35 09-13-2005, 02:25 AM

I would wish for all the superpowers.

JaBlue · #36 09-13-2005, 02:26 AM

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I'd take these first two and substitute either changeform, teleportation, or mind control in for the Harley.

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that's because you're a nerd

Patrick del Poker Grande · #37 09-13-2005, 02:27 AM

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I'd take these first two and substitute either changeform, teleportation, or mind control in for the Harley.

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that's because you're a nerd

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It's because I'm not stupid enough to blow a wish on a Harley that I'll be able to get anyway.

Eurotrash · #38 09-13-2005, 02:27 AM

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I would wish for all the superpowers.

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I would wish infinite knowledge and wisdom for jake, so he never again had to go through the pain of admitting to OOT that "he has no idea what this means [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]"

jokerthief · #39 09-13-2005, 02:28 AM

I'd wish that Jake would enjoy his vacation and not mingle with us ootards while in Vegas.

#40 09-13-2005, 02:30 AM

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The knowledge of what happens when we die.

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you get dressed up real nice, sit in an expensive box, listen to sweet, sweet lies about what a nice guy you were, and rot in the ground. wish granted.