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Old 12-18-2005, 06:03 AM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/4539180.stm

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A gang of "Santas" cut a trail of havoc across New Zealand's biggest city...

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What is the world coming to!

I wish this was in the US, then we'd have film footage of security guards popping a cap in Ole St Nick's ass...


EDIT: I got the urge to watch 'Trancers' now...
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Old 12-18-2005, 06:06 AM
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Old 12-18-2005, 08:20 AM
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The tick loves Santa
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Old 12-18-2005, 12:10 PM
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"They came in, said 'Merry Christmas' and then helped themselves," said store owner Changa Manakynda.

That made me laugh pretty hard.
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Old 12-18-2005, 12:37 PM
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holy crap what is happening in this photo
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Old 12-18-2005, 12:39 PM
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According to the New Zealand Herald, they entered a casino

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they stole this idea from Ben Affleck's greatest movie of all time
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Old 12-18-2005, 04:41 PM
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:15 AM
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No Billy Bob Thornton yet? For shame!

Funny article. If people can use soccer as an excuse to get their jollies beating each other up on a nationwide level, I don't see how being a screwball anarchist Santa is any stranger an idea.
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:25 PM
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Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered in ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain

Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
Then he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with and old German Luger
And he slashed down Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky
Now the bullets keep flying the body count's rising
And everybody’s dying to know -oh Santa, why?
My, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.

(Alternate verse used in concert)
Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
A guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend, that's his brains on the floor
Guess you won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore

Now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Something finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya something finally must've snapped in his brain.
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